How to catch a Cranleigh

I think I'm too picky. All the boys I know are either too short, too tall, too annoying, too dull, too sporty, not my style, blonde haired, brown haired, black haired, GINGER. None of them have ever matched up with my critique. And why shouldn't I know what I like!? But everyone else seems to be playing the field so well, they can't all have found their perfect match - could they? I thought it over, and I'm not ever going to lower my standards, which is why I'm after a Cranleigh.
Cranleigh School is without a doubt the fanciest school I know of, I'm setting my sights high! Ok well it may not be a Cranleigh boy persay, but Cranleigh personifys my ideal. Dark hair - preferably black( but then again blonde would be ok also!). Rugby player, all Cranleigh boys play rugby, plus I like the idea of Sunday morning matches in the cold! Money, or maybe just the air of being wealthy, Farnborough is full of rude boys (chicken premieres - don't ask Hannah and I have just always called then that!) I want to get as far away from that as possible! And finally they have to heart indie/rock/emo, (and is a polo player too much to ask?) Hmmm, if only I could transfer to Cranleigh ey!